Fark NotNewsletter: The Cardinals are getting a new manager Top Comments Politics Monkey's Pick CSB Sunday Morning theme Top Contest Entries Upcoming Fark Parties Fark Headlines of the Week Okay (new) Pope is coming out George Santos wins Nobel Peace Prize As my granny used to say, 'You can't ride a UFO until the paint is dry' Upworthy has discovered that a Farker's kid tested the cat butt hypothesis a few years ago for a science fair project and ran the article today for some reason. Still hilarious On this day in history, in 753 B.C., Rome was founded and named after Romulus after he slew his brother Uncle Remus for telling too many stories about Brer Rabbit Itsa not me, Luigi Ponce De Leon arrested for seeking the fountain of youth The Vatican has released the cause of death for Pope Francis, and surprisingly he did not die of injuries received while juggling chainsaws on a tightrope over a rotating bed of spikes Fark Weird News Quiz